the-bee's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clockday 08 Happy dancing]

That was excellent!

You could really see everyone's different art styles in this. especially you, Andrea, if you catch my meaning. Whistle whistle Aaaaooooo rawr pant pant pant AOOOGA meeeow wink wink nudge nudge DING DONG boing splat

*gunshot*

[The Day Keanu Stood Still]

PHOTO MONTAGE!

Yeah, not bad. The end sound effects got a good 9 year old chuckle out of me.

[A Bid For Freedom]

Get this published!

Books are one of the few things I don't like pirated or on the computer. Also, a printed version would compliment the wonderful illustrations. Great story, great voice acting!

However, I must admit I was disappointed by the surprise ending. Still made me laugh though.

Good job, but heed everyones advice and publish this as a book! Include an audio CD of the narration and such like Carnivoracious said! You'd make severals!

[Pissy Stick]

Needs moar carnage

For things like this to be good, they have to be flat out manslaughter. Try this concept again when you have practiced flash a bit more, you'll thank yourself.

I second the notion that eating flesh is a plus. If there's one thing newgrounders like, it's INSANE MUTILATION. Run with it!

[Happy Birthday Dadio!]

Well!

I mean, I smiled, but if I got an exploding baby head for my birthday (animated or otherwise), I would be, well...

yeah. Anyways, moderate animation, good concept, and I think I hear the MIc rattling around at one point.

Not bad.

[I Like Chinese!]

Fun!

Only eric idle can make racism this catchy. Iiiii liiikeeee chineeesseee....

But the animation was mediocre, and the little loop of the Chineese person walking was overused.

[Frog]

Well...

It certainly doesn't deserve the perfect scores everyone is giving it, but this is a nice little animation that made me crack a smile. The yellow frog-thing was my favorite.

Still, the backgrounds were pretty poorly done if you ask me. I know that the whole idea is for the pixellation to add to it, but that rainbow was... eh.

7/10, 3/5

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep1]

*gasp* oh my go...*gasp* what the... *gasp*

This is gold! Not only did it have me dying of laughter, but it summarizes every aspect of why I dislike Anime. A genus parody of an entire style, 5/5, 10/10.

[The Real Legend 3]

Very nice, however...

...the pacing is very off. There are far to many long pauses, and though I understand the concept of "awkward humor", it should not be treated as a mask to cover up the pacing problems.

Still, enough good jokes to outweigh the bad, lovely art, and you gotta love the scene where link invades the house. Keep the Real Legends coming!

[Profiteroles]

Awesome and addictive...

Like most of your songs. But hey man, sausage rolls are tasty.

WELL THEY ARE! Just not as much.